One morning my boy got up and was leaving with a hand full of chicken wire. I says, 'Son, where ya going?' He says, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.' I said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.' But he says he knew what he was doing. Later that day, he came home with two chickens in his hand. I thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.' The next morning, he got up and was leeving with some duck tape. I says, 'Son, where ya going?' He replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.' I yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' He insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day he came home with two ducks under each arm. So I thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!!' Next morning he got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of pussywillows. I says to him, 'Hold up, boy, let me put on my shoes!'