Welcome Yall! We wanna show you around our little piece of Heavn. First, let's show you round our house, then we'll introduce you to our fambly and friends..

After we won the lottery, we built us a new cover for the limozine.

We ar lucky enough to live in an exclusive littl naborhood east of town. By the way, if you are lookn to move, I might can get you a good deal on a “preownded“ moebil home.

One morning my boy got up and was leaving with a hand full of chicken wire. I says, 'Son, where ya going?' He says, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.' I said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.' But he says he knew what he was doing. Later that day, he came home with two chickens in his hand. I thought, 'I guess he knows what he's doing.' The next morning, he got up and was leeving with some duck tape. I says, 'Son, where ya going?' He replied, 'I'm going to catch some ducks.' I yelled, 'You can't catch ducks with duck tape!' He insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day he came home with two ducks under each arm. So I thought, 'Shoot, I guess he does know what he's doing!!' Next morning he got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of pussywillows. I says to him, 'Hold up, boy, let me put on my shoes!'

Kick back, grab a beer, and scroll down the page and I will introduce you to my Fambly and Friends