Just yesterdy, it was my birthday. My huntn buddies threw me a suprize birthday party!
Boy howdy! I drank til I puked.
Beer Eh?
A Redneck is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?""I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob."Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."